P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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