I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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