One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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