then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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