wakey wakey hands off snakey
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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