similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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