New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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