do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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