I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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