I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
that's an acceptable place to lick
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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