Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
from now on my penis is your penis
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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