Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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