Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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