oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Everclear isn't food dammit
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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