Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
dude. I can hear the air.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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