Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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