You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Randomize