dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
You can't just leave with hair like that
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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