im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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