NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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