So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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