I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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