remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
You're a waste of cheezeits
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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