I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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