just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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