I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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