i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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