my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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