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The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
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