: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
OPIZZABONMYDICK
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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