just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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