I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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