Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
are you so shy because you have an std?
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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