People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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