i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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