she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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