he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Randomize
