Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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