lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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