Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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