Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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