Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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