i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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