how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
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