The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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