The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
two words...techno handjob
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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