That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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