just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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