Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
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