I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
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