brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
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