is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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